Sunday, February 15, 2009

lost job

I can't believe I forgot to write this post until now. I guess in all the bustle of losing my job, I forgot to post about it. I lost a steady income, three co-workers and one boss. I think I might have also lost my desire to live in NYC, but that is yet to be seen.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

in our apartment

so I did my part and un-lost the scarf and pin I left in the other apartment. another person did his part by stopping by this morning to un-lose his backpack, but we still have a game and a pair of fingerless gloves, still lost to their owners, on our couch.

Friday, January 30, 2009

lost and found

an allstu campus security sent out this morning
(old man winter ain't done yet):

Message-ID: <20090130155943.78884e9q7e3i17k0@webmail.kenyon.edu>
Date: Fri, 30 Jan 2009 15:59:43 -0500
From: C-- B-- <b--c@kenyon.edu>
Subject: Is your head, neck or hands cold?
Lost & Found at Campus Safety
Numerous winter hats, (guys & gals), neck scarfs, gloves & mittens have been turned into Campus Safety. If you are tried of being cold, come claim your stuff. You are going to need it cause old man winter ain't done yet!!!!

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

whatchamacallit

someone lost a small red nylon pouch. a cellphone case? a change purse? if it's yours and you want to un-lose it, it's hung by its strap on the lamppost outside the music hall. it's a cheerful thing! it looks like a tetherball, or a balloon put out to announce a party.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

everything detachable

it's that time of year! the cold time of year when everyone loses everything. too many things detachable, naturally fragmenting. the Democrats threw a rager last night and this morning there were several panicked emails sent out by the people in charge of the party, begging people to come back and claim their belongings. I know the coat room at Weaver must still be a small, room-sized sea of forgotten coats, mis-matched gloves and lost scarves. someone lost their hat. someone else took home the wrong jacket, ill-fitting and navy blue in the morning light, not black after all. I bet at least one girl started the evening out in high heels, and left in a borrowed pair of boots. it's a lovely and completely solvable mess, the mass-losing: go back and un-lose.

Friday, January 23, 2009

glove, confession

so... someone lost their glove a while ago, and I picked it up. it was dark, we were on our way to the Cove (it's a bar) and inebriated, but still good people, so it wasn't a strange decision to pick it up, at the time. the unfortunate part was that I forgot about it, didn't send an email, and just found it on my bookshelf the other day. so... if you lost a woman's glove for the left hand, slate blue and lined with thinsulate, possibly sometime in October, I know where it is, and I always intended to help you un-lose it.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

sweater

someone lost a sweater. it's been in Bailey 25 all week. I haven't touched it, so I do not know if it is a man's sweater or a woman's sweater, but it is navy blue. crewneck. cable knit. it's in the back row, fallen against the wall of the slide projector booth.